I'm so stressed!

No, this is not a mirage. The Castle Rocker is back. He's back in black. He's back in the saddle. He's back to business. He's got his back against the wall. He's back to back national champions. He's getting his back waxed. He's got bacne. He's going back to school, to show dad he's not a fool.

(Sources: AC/DC, Aerosmith, cliche, cliche, what UNLV should have been in 1991, a person who doesn't like body hair, me, Billy Madison)

I have decided that what the world needs now, is blogs, sweet blogs. I haven't updated this bad boy since November. A lot has happened in my life. But because I neglected to blog about my life's special moments, I am doomed to forget them. Well, no more.

The real reason I am blogging is because I am very stressed out. My life can't be simple, can it? I need advice from you. Please help me solve my stressful problems.

1. I have a free ski pass for Vail on Saturday. Augghhh!! Why me? As if that wasn't stressful enough, I'm faced with a difficult decision: ski or snowboard?

Do you see my point about my stressful life? Wait, it gets worse.

2. Holly (or as I like to call her behind her back, Holland, or Holly-wood) has a sister in Carson City, or Reno, or some place in Northern Nevada. This sister has invited me and my family to Thanksgiving dinner. I can't decide if we should bring sweet potatoes or yams. Augghhh!!

3. My friend Spencer's wife's son Bryton is almost potty trained. I can't let him beat me! I'm almost there!

4. Some dude named Assumptuous is stalking me. Big time.

5. Ashley Mofat can totally out-surf me.

6. I'm not related to any type of baseball player. No big leaguer in my bloodline. Not even a Single-A batting practice pitcher. But, then again, Heather Abbott's not, either.

7. My buddy K.C. Black saw Krueger cut down the net, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

8. My good buddy Dylan landed a dream job, and I had nothing to do with it! I can't take any type of credit for his success, and it's driving me crazy!

9. I'm trying to include everyone in Chanel's blog world, and I'm stressing that I may have forgotten someone!

Thanks for reading. See you again in four months.