I need help

Calling all blog-dwellers:

I am making a short film, and I need your help. If you, or someone you know, lives in any of the following cities, please let me know ASAP:

Salt Lake City
Los Angeles (preferably near Hollywood, or a beach)
San Francisco
Portland (most important, need the most there)

I cannot reveal the premise of my film, but I guarantee that it contains no nudity, drug use, or squirrels.

Also, I have come to learn that essentially every time I open my mouth, people cannot tell if I am serious or not. I am serious. I'm so serious. I'm super-serious.

Seriously.

Thanks everyone!